Calling all fans of big city and small town amusement parks, wacky rides, town traditions of log rolling, walking on water and Bert Kreischer. Oh what a happy day it is because Bert is back! All-new episodes of Bert the Conqueror start Tuesday, June 7 at 8 p.m./7c.

For the season opener, Bert travels to Six Flags New England to ride the record breaking hybrid coaster Wicked Cyclone, and while in New England, he’ll take part in Rockland, Maine’s Lobster Festival where he’ll compete against the locals in the traditional Great International Lobster Crate Race. Bert will test his agility while running across a floating bridge of, what else: Lobster crates! (Watch out for those claws, Bert!)

Other adventures this season on Bert the Conqueror include chasing an 11-pound wheel of cheese down a hill in the Canadian Cheese Rolling Festival, a backyard rollercoaster park in Michigan fondly called “Abusement Park” (Yikes, Bert!), the legendary Knott’s Berry Farm in Orange County, CA; and during a trip to Seattle, Bert encounters 15 tons of flying tomatoes at the Seattle Tomato Battle. Can Bert take the sauce? The new season is sure to thrill, excite and most importantly be full of laughs.

Not familiar with funny man, Bert Kreischer? Watch a day in the life of “The Bert” and see his hometown of Los Angeles through his eyes.