Bert the Conqueror Episodes

Season 3, Episode 1

Colorado Canyon Swing

Bert faces his fear of heights by strapping into Colorado's highest thrill rides, including Denver's tallest roller coaster, a Skycoaster swinging 1,200 feet above a river and a one-of-a-kind aerial dive through a 200-foot canyon.

Season 3, Episode 2

Walk on Water

Bert attempts to walk on water to conquer a lobster crate race in Maine.

Season 3, Episode 3

Bert's Biggest Splash

Bert flies down a ski jump turned waterslide, competing for biggest splash.

Season 3, Episode 4

Bert & Gurney

Bert visits the Tri-State Area for a wild tour of the region's most extreme attractions. After suffering a freak injury on a waterslide, can Bert come back in time to conquer a 5K full of inflatable obstacles?

Season 3, Episode 5

Running of the Balls

Bert takes a road trip through Kentucky and Tennessee, riding America's tallest free body water slide and competing in the Running of the Balls, an extreme event where runners are chased down a hill by a colossal plastic ball.

Season 3, Episode 6

The Big Cheese

Bert wildly sprints downhill attempting to finish before a roll of cheese.

Season 3, Episode 7

Seeing Red

Can Bert withstand 15 tons of flying tomatoes at the Seattle Tomato Battle?

Season 3, Episode 8

Mind-blowing Michigan

Bert tackles Michigan's top thrills, such as a backyard "Abusement Park."

Season 3, Episode 9

Beta Test

Bert tests America's future thrill rides and rides military tanks.

Season 3, Episode 10

Barbecue and Barbed Wire

Bert treks through America's Heartland in search of the region's best thrills. He's taking on the world's tallest waterslide and a maniacally muddy 5K race with 26 grueling obstacles.

Season 3, Episode 11

Midwest Mud Fest

Bert journeys through America's Midwest, seeking out the region's biggest thrills, including a high anxiety haunted house and a wild ATV race at the Eagle Mountain Mud Run.

Season 3, Episode 12

Bringing Home the Bacon

Bert competes to catch a muddy pig, and winner takes it home, in Florida.

Season 3, Episode 13

Friday Night Heights

On a thrilling Texas trip, Bert faces fierce boardwalk coasters, trains sea lions, enters a Bonnie Knees contest, rides a unique shuttle coaster and battles his fear of heights by rappelling down a 16-story building.

Season 3, Episode 14

Mr. Universal

Bert takes on Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit, Transformers: The Ride-3D and the Jurassic Park River Adventure at Universal Orlando Resort. Plus, he gets an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at Universal's newest ride, Skull Island: Reign of Kong.