"Hey! That's Dick Van Patten in a straw hat!" -- Don Wildman

"Now there's some fun and frolic! The world’s longest, heaviest parade float ever. To carry water and dogs past their limits." -- Don Wildman

"Nothing less than a million bucks worth of gold. Actually more. Cripple Creek and Victor Goldmine." -- Don Wildman

"Behind our scenes, filming gold-smelt. It’s never just me, just looks that way." -- Don Wildman

"Alcatraz -- 50th anniversary of the famed jailbreak. Me, in my best crook costume." -- Don Wildman

"Notorious cellblock, Alcatraz. There’s a utility space behind the cells out of which our men climbed to the roof. I climbed it, too. The ranger, he took the stairs ... spoil-sport!" -- Don Wildman

"Where you’re not supposed to be on Alcatraz. But the ranger was kind." -- Don Wildman

"Brown-Forman Cooperage, Louisville, KY. If you want to make a bourbon you gotta have a barrel made of white-oak that has been blasted with flame and charred ... so that it’s no longer white. Hm." -- Don Wildman

"The way down into Eastside Access, Grand Central Terminal, NYC … a ladder to the muddy bottom." -- Don Wildman

"Now that’s construction. The apparatus you see before you creates the concrete ceiling, 50’ at a time. I think." -- Don Wildman